The Portland Craigslist Missed Connections forum — and the Instagram page that reposts the best local MC listings — is the hottest spot online. Everyone is interested in the MC forum partly because they enjoy seeing the posts other people make about strangers but mostly because they want to find themselves described in a listing. By the way, people who express the sentiment that they “don’t want to be perceived” are always lying. Everyone wants to be perceived as so hot and mysterious you prompt someone to sit down and type up how much they want you and then post it to a Missed Connections page.